flavorpill:

Ever wonder what happens when pizzas are set free to roam?

Hilarious Photos of ‘Pizza in the Wild’

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geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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THIS x 1000.

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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March 31st is a day?

  • April: So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anybody since I became your assistant?
  • April: That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I schedule it for March 31st.
  • Ron: Why?
  • April: Because I didn’t think March 31 existed.
  • Ron: So then how many meetings do I have today?
  • April: 93
  • April: Do you want me to postpone the rest or I can set myself on fire and create a diversion?
  • April: How about June 50th? Do you think you could come back today at 2:65? He’s available then.
  • April: It looks like the only other day he has open is Marchtember oneteenth. Does that work, sir?

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chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

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policymic:

Your 9 favorite children’s books hilariously ruined

We all have fond memories of the books we read as kids. Who doesn’t get a wave of nostalgia thinking about Dr. Seuss’ whimsical rhymes? Or all the colorful food the Very Hungry Caterpillar ate? Those stories evoke innocence and wonder; they capture the essence of childhood.

Naturally, there’s no better way to recall those feelings than by drawing up hilariously lewd and deeply inappropriate versions of our favorite childhood books. Powered by the hashtag #RuinAChildrensBook, hundreds of Twitter users have posted Photoshopped covers of childrens’ books that re-imagine them for a more adult audience.

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laughterkey:


The snark is back! New version of MST3K is coming back to television!
It sounds too good to be true, but the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew is coming back to television. It’s about time.
Zap2it is reporting that National Geographic is prepping three episodes from the guys of RiffTrax, which is the online snark track project the MST3K stars put together after the show was cancelled (for the last time) in 1999. The episodes will feature the ole’ gang: Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy (as Tom Servo) and Bill Corbett (as Crow T. Robot).
Dubbed Total Riff Off, the special will find the gang poking fun at National Geographic programming and footage of animals. A little outside their typical wheelhouse, admittedly, but it could be fun. The episodes are reportedly dubbed “Pig Love,” “Demon Bat,” and “Badass Dino Bird.” So, take from that what you will.
Though National Geographic is an admittedly strange landing spot for RiffTrax, the network has been branching out with its programming like most cable nets, and RiffTrax definitely brings some geek cachet. Here’s hoping we’re on the verge of a snarky renaissance.
The three episode special is set to debut on April 1. So, make a note to set your DVR accordingly.

A) HOORAY!
B)

laughterkey:

The snark is back! New version of MST3K is coming back to television!

It sounds too good to be true, but the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew is coming back to television. It’s about time.

Zap2it is reporting that National Geographic is prepping three episodes from the guys of RiffTrax, which is the online snark track project the MST3K stars put together after the show was cancelled (for the last time) in 1999. The episodes will feature the ole’ gang: Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy (as Tom Servo) and Bill Corbett (as Crow T. Robot).

Dubbed Total Riff Off, the special will find the gang poking fun at National Geographic programming and footage of animals. A little outside their typical wheelhouse, admittedly, but it could be fun. The episodes are reportedly dubbed “Pig Love,” “Demon Bat,” and “Badass Dino Bird.” So, take from that what you will.

Though National Geographic is an admittedly strange landing spot for RiffTrax, the network has been branching out with its programming like most cable nets, and RiffTrax definitely brings some geek cachet. Here’s hoping we’re on the verge of a snarky renaissance.

The three episode special is set to debut on April 1. So, make a note to set your DVR accordingly.

A) HOORAY!

B)

(Source: blastr.com)

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nbcsnl:

Next three shows are looking pretty stellar! 

nbcsnl:

Next three shows are looking pretty stellar! 

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